how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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