Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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7+5=12

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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How long is a china man?

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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