How long is a china man?

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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