What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Agent 47.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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