whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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