What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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your social life.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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