- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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