- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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