- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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