- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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