Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A French man gets into a fight

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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