What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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