Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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THE GAME

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Anti Joke

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