Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

THE GAME

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

destiny

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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