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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Anti Joke

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