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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

H o m o comes out as homo

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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