Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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guess what what that wasnt it

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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kesha is a virgin.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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