- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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