How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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