Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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