- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

guess what what that wasnt it

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

kesha is a virgin.

david poredos

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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