- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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