- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Where are you going Your house

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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