whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

boobs.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

don't just stand there

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Your face

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

whos district champs not JM

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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