osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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