Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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