Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

The EPA.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A women left the kitchen.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Vagina cream... end of story

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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