What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where are you going Your house

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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