LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Knock knock What?

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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snooki

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