Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where are you going Your house

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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