And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why was the man sad? his wife died

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

A Pakistani news reader.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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