- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

vote this down and i will DOX you

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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