- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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