What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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tommy is retared

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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