- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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