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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea