- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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