- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

I like colin but not as much as apple

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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