What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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HURT

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