Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.