- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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