Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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I grunt when I poop.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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