- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

why was the man sad? his wife died

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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