How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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