- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

I woke up today

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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