What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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THE GAME.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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