- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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