Jayden Eccles

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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