- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

a black man walks out of popeyes

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