- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

balls

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Pineapple.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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