Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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