Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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the WNBA

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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