What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A Pakistani news reader.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why was the man sad? his wife died

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Where are you going Your house

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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