Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

YOLO

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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