- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Michel Moor on a die...

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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