- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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