- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Once upon a time, The end.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

I can count to potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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