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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What can fly? Lots of things

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.