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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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