Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Miscarriages.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

this is not a drill.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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