Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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