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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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