- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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