How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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