What kind of a prediction is THAT?

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

An Asian man fails a math test

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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