Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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