What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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