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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I have an erection My mom!

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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