"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

This one time at band camp music was played.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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