- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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tommy is retared

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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