- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

A train poops its pants.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

My name is Harry.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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