On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

heat!

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Get on the boat.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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