What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

I like Pi. It can make circles.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

save me from the nothing ive become

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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