Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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