Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Your Mother

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Daym im romantic

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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