- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

BOTTOM!!!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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