- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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