What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino