- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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