- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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