- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's 9+10? 19.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

-knock knock! -doors open

This joke is funny

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??