Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

These jokes don't have punchlines.

all jokes aside...

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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