What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

What happen? Idk...

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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