- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's the difference between a duck?

Sammi suck kyles chode

Nickleback.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Homonyms should be band.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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