- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Choir.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Knock Know! Come in!

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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