There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

a seal walks into a club.

Asians

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

who is awesome? no one...

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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