? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

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