Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

And more;

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Where are you going Your house

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Pain Olympics.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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