- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Your Mother

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.