What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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