- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Whats white? A fridge

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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