- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

7+5=12

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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