What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

I dont have a girlfriend

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Anti Joke

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