- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

God. God.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

This statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

how man

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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