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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

H o m o comes out as homo

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's 9+10? 19.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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