Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Female rights.

sorry got to poo

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mormons having fun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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