What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

tim has no humor

Knock Knock Come in

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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