- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

I like the color potato.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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