- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

why did sally drown cause she was black

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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