- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

to get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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