So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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