If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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