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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

I like the color potato.

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