- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

You're a frog

long in the tooth!

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What's an Anti Joke?

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you spell eight? 8

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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