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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama being reelected.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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