How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Poop...

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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are you gay does your mom know

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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