How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Your Mother

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did? Yes

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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