why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Knock Knock, Ow my face

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What black and has children A black man

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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