When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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how man

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

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