Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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