If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Seven

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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