Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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The Moon Landing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Anti Joke

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