- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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