What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

what happens every day? People die

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

I'm sn otter

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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