- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

I just drank a cola.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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