Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I'm hungry.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Poop!!

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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