why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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