Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Anti Joke

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